This morning I went to a cafeteria nearby my job and decided to order a turkey sandwich for breakfast. The sandwich literally took 20 minutes to get done. When I ask the cook why it took so long he told me the following:
"You see, we had no Turkey. So we had to use a time machine to go down to the times of the pilgrims and steal the Turkey of thanksgiving so we could bring it here and make your sandwich".
And in that moment I swear, I transported myself to an alternate universe.